Düsseldorf, 1969. Mr and Mrs Upduff and Grandmother Upduff decided they were going on a vacation. Mother Upduff hadn’t left Düsseldorf for 80 years. They pack the car, they take in equipment and started driving off to Italy. Mother Upduff was thinking about the mafia on their way to Italy. And off they went, driving in their automobile. Finally they got to Italy, beautiful old Italy, [Adds Smithian mock enthusiasm] fantastic sights.